Poetic Interlude
Drop these lines of Robert Burns’s Impromptu on Carron Iron Works where you see fit:
We cam na here to view your warks,
In hopes to be mair wise,
But only, lest we gang to hell,
It may be nae surprise
That will give you the opportunity to use that bad Darrell-Hammond-as-Sean-Connery Scottish accent upon which you unfairly pride yourself.
