Wherein I Leave Windows Sockets Speechless
Check out this alert dialog box I got the other day:

It cannot believe that in 2010, someone is trying to install a Windows 3.11/Windows 95 compatible clip art browsing program that wants to use a 14,400 BPS modem to contact CompuServe on installation. I didn’t even tell it that I was a trained IT professional, which might have caused Windows Sockets to silently faint.
The 16-bit virtualization engine actually fainted dead away, which is why you cannot see its icon on the list of active taskbar items even though it’s there:

I would make some crack about the applications coming to me to die, but I’m the one who’s trying to get it to read punchcards, for crying out loud. It’s not handling the failure elegantly, though.
