Archive for March, 2014

I Said Something Clever, Once

Wednesday, March 19th, 2014 by The Director

Talking about automated testing once, I said:

Automated testing, really, is a misnomer. The testing is not automated. It requires someone to build it and to make sure that the scripts remain synched to a GUI.

Quite so, still

How Low Can You Go?

Tuesday, March 18th, 2014 by The Director

I think I have found the source of the problem:

Google Error #000

I expected some sort of enlightenment when I got all the way back to error 000, but that’s not the case, actually.

Or is Google denying there’s an error here?

Fun fact: 000 is 000 in binary. It is one of 10 numbers that are the same.

QA Music: About Your User Stories

Monday, March 17th, 2014 by The Director

Do you really know what it’s like to walk a mile in their shoes?

Or are your organization’s concepts of what the user wants or needs based on the speculations of twenty-somethings with computer science degrees who’ve known nothing but working with computers their whole lives?

Your Site’s Next Registered User

Wednesday, March 12th, 2014 by The Director

Nobody would ever do that: Dunedin man changes name to 99-character monster:

A Dunedin man has changed his name to the longest legally allowed, after apparently losing a bet five years ago.

The 22-year-old man from Normanby is now legally known as ‘Full Metal Havok More Sexy N Intelligent Than Spock And All The Superheroes Combined With Frostnova’ – just one character shy of Department of Internal Affairs’ (DIA) 100 character limit.

Which proves the man is not in QA; otherwise, he would have renamed himself with a 101-character name.

Unsub

Friday, March 7th, 2014 by The Director

Unsub, as you fellow fans of the all-too-brief David Soul television series know, means Unknown Subject in television law enforcement, or it did briefly in the first Bush administration.

In the IT world, it could refer to Unknown Subcontractor. And while it’s not a crime, it’s unethical.

Have you ever sat in on a conference call with a developer who talks a good game at a high level, but when asked specific questions, he defers and dissembles? Someone who is not very responsive to issues: when you call him or email him about something in the morning, you can’t reach him, but the problem is solved (or is taken a stab at) overnight?

You know why he’s like that? Because he’s not the one doing the work. And sometimes, contractors hide that they’re subcontracting from their clients.

We use only the most highly trained subcontractors
This cat will test your application for t4/hr.
On the Internet and in remote/distributed work environments, nobody knows you’re a cat or if you’re using a cat as a subcontractor

I can see how it would happen semi-innocently. You’ve been working with a bunch of clients, and they’ve all got tasks that suddenly overlap. So you reach out to a colleague and offer him a couple dollars less just this one time. That works out, so you think, “Hey, maybe I’ll use Joe for this client….” and suddenly someone’s running a clandestine contracting company without the client or clients knowing.

It’s unethical to present your resume to a client and then to use someone else to do the work. It’s okay if you plan to do this at the outset and make sure your client understands you’ve got staff that will handle the work. That’s about the only way a day laborer like an IT consultant can grow a business. But if you say or hint that you’re going to do the work but don’t, that’s lying.

Our mobile testers try everything
This hidden subcontractor is testing your mobile app for t4/hr. (Four Treats an hour).

If the ethical considerations don’t stop you, consider the practical risks. One day you’re a beloved national treasure of a composer, the next you’re an embarrassment with a ghost composer. Or you’re a highly respected scientist/politician who ends up on a Cracked.com list because your behind-the-scenes temporary hires are lazy.

Don’t do it. And if you’re hiring or contracting the work out, make sure to ask, “So you will be doing this work, won’t you?”

QA Music: The Proper Mood

Monday, March 3rd, 2014 by The Director

Software development has broken our hearts. It’s time to burn down the trailer park:

On a personal note, when I lived in a trailer park, we were in a trailer larger than an Airstream, but 12″ by 60″ is about the smallest you can get in an actual mobile home. And burning down an entire trailer park would take more effort than you think.


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