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		<title>The Wages of Leap Day Is Defect</title>
		<link>http://qahatesyou.com/wordpress/2012/03/the-wages-of-leap-day-is-defect/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Mar 2012 09:18:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Director</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A quick review of leap day issues from this week: Leap day scuttles Eftpos February&#8217;s extra day has been causing problems with computer systems here and in Australia. Foodstuffs said an eftpos outage at lower North Island New World, Pak n&#8217; Save and Four Square stores this morning occurred after its systems were unable to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A quick review of leap day issues from this week:</p>
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<li><a href="http://www.stuff.co.nz/business/industries/6498410/Leap-day-scuttles-Eftpos" target="_blank">Leap day scuttles Eftpos</a><br />
<blockquote><p>February&#8217;s extra day has been causing problems with computer systems here and in Australia.</p>
<p>Foodstuffs said an eftpos outage at lower North Island New World, Pak n&#8217; Save and Four Square stores this morning occurred after its systems were unable to cope with today&#8217;s leap day date.</p>
<p>The outage, which has now been resolved, affected many stores across the lower North Island from early this morning.</p></blockquote>
<p>(Source: A tweet from someone on the other side of the Pacific Rim whom I follow.)&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;</li>
<li><a href="http://www.techweekeurope.co.uk/news/windows-azure-leap-year-glitch-takes-down-g-cloud-63920" target="_blank">Windows Azure Leap-Year Glitch Takes Down G-Cloud</a>:<br />
<blockquote><p>Microsoft has confirmed that a service outage that affected its cloud computing service Microsoft Azure, appears to be caused by a leap year bug.</p>
<p>The Government’s G-Cloud CloudStore was among the sites affected by the outage, which Microsoft says has mostly been rectified.</p></blockquote>
<p>(Source: Reader Isarian.)</li>
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<p>Is that it?</p>
<p><em>That&#8217;s all we know about.</em></p>
<p>Sleep tight, and remember that December 31 is Day 366, as <a href="http://qahatesyou.com/wordpress/2009/01/lesson-learned-sometimes-leap-year-bugs-occur-after-february-29/" target="_blank">Microsoft knows</a>.  Or should know.  But given this is the second Microsoft product leap year crash in as many leap years, who knows what Microsoft knows.</p>
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		<title>Theoretically, There Are At Least 2048 Test Cases To Check Those Conditions</title>
		<link>http://qahatesyou.com/wordpress/2012/02/theoretically-there-are-at-least-2048-test-cases-to-check-those-conditions/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 15:03:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Director</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Error #2048 implies there are 2047 other errors, doesn&#8217;t it? Well, unless they&#8217;re doing some strange counting in binary, which they well may be. I&#8217;ve said it before, I&#8217;ll say it now, and I&#8217;ll say it again: Error messages are not debugging tools. Error messages need to convey something useful to the user. This error [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Error #2048 implies there are 2047 other errors, doesn&#8217;t it?</p>
<p align="center"><img src="http://qahatesyou.com/images/error2048.jpg" width="425" alt="Love error #2048"></p>
<p>Well, unless they&#8217;re doing some strange counting in binary, which they well may be.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve said it before, I&#8217;ll say it now, and I&#8217;ll say it again: Error messages are not debugging tools.</p>
<p>Error messages need to convey something useful to the user.  This error message does not.  A good error message should not only tell a developer what&#8217;s wrong, but it should also help a user determine what to do next to fix the error.</p>
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		<title>Bank Error in Bank&#8217;s Favor</title>
		<link>http://qahatesyou.com/wordpress/2012/02/bank-error-in-banks-favor/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2012 13:52:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Director</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apparently, Ally Bank software failed to pay interest to CD holders: We goofed. That is the message Ally Financial is delivering to some of its customers. The online lender mistakenly failed in December to credit year-end interest earned by some savers who hold its certificates of deposit. The company also provided these customers with incorrect [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Apparently, Ally Bank <a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970204059804577229131736264336.html?KEYWORDS=bank+error+tax" target="_blank">software failed to pay interest</a> to CD holders:</p>
<blockquote><p>We goofed.</p>
<p>That is the message Ally Financial is delivering to some of its customers.</p>
<p>The online lender mistakenly failed in December to credit year-end interest earned by some savers who hold its certificates of deposit. The company also provided these customers with incorrect tax information that didn&#8217;t reflect the interest they should have earned. </p></blockquote>
<p>Uh, oops.  This might be the first case of a bank itself doing a Salami attack.</p>
<p>On the other hand, no doubt they made the launch date.</p>
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		<title>It&#8217;s Not Just The Wisconsin State Police</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2012 15:31:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Director</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Reader Rich M. sends along another possible outcome this February 29: I guess that&#8217;s one work around.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Reader Rich M. sends along another possible outcome this February 29:</p>
<p align="center"><img src="http://qahatesyou.com/images/3-0.jpg" width="400" alt="The 3-0 is coming"></p>
<p>I guess that&#8217;s one work around.</p>
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		<title>Testing in Production</title>
		<link>http://qahatesyou.com/wordpress/2012/02/testing-in-production/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 09:38:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Director</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The people behind the New York Giants&#8217; Web site were ready. Too ready. The New York Giants web staff committed a major gaffe on Saturday and may have given the Patriots some bulletin board material for the Super Bowl. On Saturday, NYGiants.com posted an ad on their website declaring the Giants Super Bowl Champions. The [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The people behind the New York Giants&#8217; Web site were ready.  <a href="http://boston.cbslocal.com/2012/02/04/wait-what-nygiants-com-the-giants-are-super-bowl-champions/" target="_blank">Too ready.</a></p>
<blockquote><p>The New York Giants web staff committed a major gaffe on Saturday and may have given the Patriots some bulletin board material for the Super Bowl.</p>
<p>On Saturday, NYGiants.com posted an ad on their website declaring the Giants Super Bowl Champions.</p>
<p>The ad also contained a link to buy championship merchandise.</p>
<p>Someone eventually noticed the error and took down the ad.</p></blockquote>
<p>Unfortunately, it was a prophetic defect.</p>
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		<title>Put Your Back Intuit</title>
		<link>http://qahatesyou.com/wordpress/2012/02/put-your-back-intuit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 09:31:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Director</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I installed the new full CD version of Intuit QuickBooks, which is adware designed to get you to buy a lot of Intuit additional services disguised as accounting software. Now, if you&#8217;re like me, you&#8217;re not into the intricacies of actual accounting nor the myriad business rules that the various state and Federal governments [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So I installed the new full CD version of Intuit QuickBooks, which is adware designed to get you to buy a lot of Intuit additional services disguised as accounting software.  Now, if you&#8217;re like me, you&#8217;re not into the intricacies of actual accounting nor the myriad business rules that the various state and Federal governments change upon a whim, but you rely on software and a good accountant (or, sometimes, an accountant, although I&#8217;d like to add my current accountant is a <em>good accountant</em> unlike previous engagements who continue to bill me a small amount every year for simply having my address in their files).</p>
<p>Where was I?  Oh, yes.  I was talking about <em>trusting</em> your application, particularly one with complicated rules whose violation might result in a prison sentence.  You want to trust that application, don&#8217;t you?  So do I.</p>
<p>But I get the software installed and get into the mandatory registration (that is, give us personal information so we can target more in-application advertising pop-ups to you), and I get confronted with obvious slops on the design.</p>
<p>To whit:</p>
<p align="center"><a href="http://qahatesyou.com/images/intuit1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://qahatesyou.com/images/intuit1.jpg" width="425" alt="Maybe that's my fault, since I'm viewing the application on a 1979 Magnavox television."></a></p>
<p>A couple missing lines and slurred text, probably caused by poor compression or sizing.</p>
<p>Next up:</p>
<p align="center"><a href="http://qahatesyou.com/images/intuit2.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://qahatesyou.com/images/intuit2.jpg" width="425" alt="Hey, that's my playoff bracket!"></a></p>
<p>A stray bracket in the corner.</p>
<p>Man, oh man, I can&#8217;t wait to find out what strange punctuation marks it leaves in my figures.</p>
<p>Do I trust the application?  Not so much.  Which is why I don&#8217;t use it for much more than a glorified check register.  And if it continues with its unrepentant, unrelenting barrage of &#8220;Collect credit cards with Intuit!&#8221;, &#8220;Print checks with Intuit!&#8221;, &#8220;Let Intuit have access to all your financial accounts!&#8221; banners popping up before I can pay my bills, I won&#8217;t have to trust it in the future, as I move to Microsoft Excel where it&#8217;s nice and quiet.</p>
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		<title>Now That&#8217;s Regressive</title>
		<link>http://qahatesyou.com/wordpress/2012/01/now-thats-regressive/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 10:08:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Director</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You know, when this blog first started, I used to noodle around existing Web sites, find errors on their Web forms, and do some commentary on them. I haven&#8217;t been in that habit for a while, so you might think the quality of applications in the wild has improved. Oh, but no. Take the Progressive [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You know, when this blog first started, I used to noodle around existing Web sites, find errors on their Web forms, and do some commentary on them.  I haven&#8217;t been in that habit for a while, so you might think the quality of applications in the wild has improved.  Oh, but no.</p>
<p>Take the <a href="https://www.progressive.com/contact-us.aspx" target="_blank">Progressive Insurance contact us form</a>:</p>
<p align="center"><a href="http://qahatesyou.com/images/progressive1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://qahatesyou.com/images/progressive1.jpg" width="425" alt="Flo's going to kill me for this, but...."></a></p>
<p>Now, if you don&#8217;t select a topic before you click Submit, it asks for a topic.  <em>But only a topic</em></p>
<p align="center"><a href="http://qahatesyou.com/images/progressive1.5.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://qahatesyou.com/images/progressive1.5.jpg" width="425" alt="When Flo says it, does it sound like 'Toe pick' like that girl from The Cutting Edge?"></a></p>
<p>When you select a topic, it changes the fields on the form to reflect what they want for that kind of inquiry (<em>enquiry</em> for our R.P. friends).  If you click <strong>Submit</strong> then, it shows you a list of the fields you need to fill out:</p>
<p align="center"><a href="http://qahatesyou.com/images/progressive2.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://qahatesyou.com/images/progressive2.jpg" width="425" alt="That's to be expected"></a></p>
<p><em>But</em> if you click the <strong>Reset</strong> button to reset the form, well, that&#8217;s not cricket (<em>cricket</em> for our R.P. friends):</p>
<p align="center"><a href="http://qahatesyou.com/images/progressive3.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://qahatesyou.com/images/progressive3.jpg" width="425" alt="It's your fault, user: You clicked that button when we didn't expect it!"></a></p>
<p>You know, any time your form changes the controls on the screen due to AJAX or other techniques, <em>it&#8217;s a different form</em>.  And it never hurts to check your reset button in various forms of filling out the form, especially if there are look-ups or state changes as you fill out the form.</p>
<p><font color="red"><b>UPDATE:</b></font>  Welcome, Progressive Insurance readers!</p>
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		<title>As If Millions of Prescription Change Orders Suddenly Cried Out in Terror and Were Suddenly Silenced</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 09:27:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Director</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You might know, if you&#8217;re in the United States, have health insurance, and have an insurer that uses Express Scripts for its prescription benefits management, that as of January 1, 2012, the Walgreens pharmacy chain and Express Scripts contract ended. Which means that your insurance card does not work at Walgreens, and if you want [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You might know, if you&#8217;re in the United States, have health insurance, and have an insurer that uses Express Scripts for its prescription benefits management, that as of January 1, 2012, the Walgreens pharmacy chain and Express Scripts contract ended.  Which means that your insurance card does not work at Walgreens, and if you want our pharmaceuticals at reduced rates, you have to transfer your prescriptions to other pharmacies.</p>
<p>How many prescriptions are affected?</p>
<p><a href="http://www.ksdk.com/news/article/295095/3/Walgreens-and-Express-Scripts-rift-causes-prescription-headaches" target="_blank">90,000,000</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>An Express Scripts spokesman say their customers previously filled 90 million prescriptions at Walgreens. Now they&#8217;re taking them elsewhere. </p></blockquote>
<p>It&#8217;s my understanding that the Express Scripts processing system was down all day on January 11.  Is it related?  I don&#8217;t know.</p>
<p>But I do wonder whether Express Scripts load tested its system to handle 90,000,000 change orders in a matter of days while handling its normal processing for all other normal maintenance.</p>
<p>It could be a valuable lesson anyway: Even after you&#8217;ve load tested your application to the limits of your budget for virtual users or to a level where the stakeholders are comfortable with very gradual ramp up times, sometimes events out of IT&#8217;s control could lead to a catastrophic meltdown.</p>
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		<title>The Game Within The Game</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2011 14:40:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Director</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I was playing Rampage World Tour on the PlayStation 2 because I am 15 years behind in my gaming. After destroying 99% of the first city (what, I missed some part up to 1%?), I got an error: What? There are other lockup errors one can find? I&#8217;ll have to try them to collect [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So I was playing Rampage World Tour on the PlayStation 2 because I am 15 years behind in my gaming.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="http://qahatesyou.com/images/rampageworldtour.gif" width="300" alt="I'll get a Wii in 2023."></p>
<p>After destroying 99% of the first city (what, I missed some part up to 1%?), I got an error:</p>
<p align="center"><img src="http://qahatesyou.com/images/lockuperrornumber8.jpg" width="300" alt="There are other lockup errors to find?  SWEET!"></p>
<p>What?  There are <em>other</em> lockup errors one can find?  I&#8217;ll have to try them to collect them all!</p>
<p>While I do that, join me in recasting the lyrics to this song to fit the occasion.  Consider it your Friday software testing exercise:</p>
<p align="center">
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/7rXhXLsNJL8?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
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		<title>When the Dearth of Testing Causes Nightmares</title>
		<link>http://qahatesyou.com/wordpress/2011/11/when-the-dearth-of-testing-causes-nightmares/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Nov 2011 22:09:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Director</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Cracked list: The 8 Creepiest Glitches Hidden In Popular Video Games.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A Cracked list: <a href="http://www.cracked.com/article_19507_the-8-creepiest-glitches-hidden-in-popular-video-games.html" target="_blank">The 8 Creepiest Glitches Hidden In Popular Video Games</a>.</p>
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