Archive for the ‘Miscellany’ Category

What QA Decants

Tuesday, July 9th, 2013 by The Director

Six Sigma Wine.

No, really. I mean, no, really, it exists. But, personally speaking, I don’t so much decant as debox.

Speaking of Too Short

Thursday, June 20th, 2013 by The Director

Man, do I think the whole “putting the control label in the control” thing is a bad design pattern for many reasons.

First and foremost, when you start typing or sometimes set focus to the control, the label disappears, and you won’t know what you’re supposed to type into the edit box. Oh, you know, your designers know, your developers know. But will your users know and/or remember?

Second, there’s what do you do with the label when the user saves the form? Does it get saved? What happens when the user clears the data from the control? Does it display again? Most of the time, at least on the rough cuts, this gets mangled. 60% of the time, it gets bollixed every time.

Third, there’s the matter of sizing and spacing the text in the edit box, which our friends at the Custom Showing Service illustrate:

CSS fail

In these fellows’ defense, it’s not just the label in the control that’s sized badly; even the information you type in the edit boxes is trimmed at the top and the bottom to the point of illegibility. I just wanted to use this excuse to lament the label-in-control design pattern.

In these days of super custom designs monkeying with the very nature of controls themselves, altering fonts in the controls, you’ve got to watch out for problems like this. Even if they’re just problems like this:

Just take a little off the bottom

In the old days, we didn’t have these problems. Labels were outside the control like they should be, and the default fonts fit in the default controls. I’d say “get off my lawn,” but I’m not sure I’ve left enough room for the tail on that g.

If The Rappers Do It, Why Don’t You?

Wednesday, June 19th, 2013 by The Director

I’m a big proponent of capturing and documenting your interface style guide that captures the common rules and spellings to use in your organization’s interfaces and communications to make it seamless for the user and to make it look like you know what you’re doing outside of C#, Ruby, and Java.

For example, canceled and cancelled are both in the dictionary. But they should not both be in your dialog boxes.

Come on, even the music business has a style guide these days:

Roll over William Strunk, and tell E.B. White the news. The music business now has its own grammar guide that might have had the “Elements of Style” authors singing the blues.

The song titles “In da House,” “Kill ‘Em ‘n Grill ‘Em” and “It’s fo’ Realz,” for instance, all get thumbs up in the music industry’s newly issued Style Guide as examples of proper capitalization.

“Intentionally misspelled words must respect the same title casing rules” as those spelled normally, says the guide.

Released last month at the National Association of Recording Merchandisers’ annual convention, rock ‘n’ roll’s new rule book aims to establish basic rules for data entry in the fragmenting world of music, where some folks have become a little too creative for their own good—at least when it comes to spelling, grammar and description.

Come on, be like Too Short. Your deadlines already are. Hey-yo!

Test It Like A San Francisco Hack

Tuesday, June 11th, 2013 by The Director

You might think that my recent trip to San Francisco changed my life because I keep droning on and on about it, but it’s just that social media glurging is the twenty-first century equivalent of showing you slides I took (And here is a hill in the Marin Highlands. And here is another hill in the Marin Highlands.)

In the dense urban environment, I enjoyed riding in cabs, something I can’t do in the lower density environs of my native habitat. It’s just like a roller coaster, except that the route is unplanned and it carries actual risk of death at the hands of a street car.

You know what a San Francisco taxi driver is just like? Your user. And you should test your applications just like you were taking a pair of white knuckled tourists from the airport to the Sunset neighborhood. How do you do that? Funny, I have a blog post all about it.

Ignore the warnings.

If you’re brave enough, look at the dashboard of your cab. You’ll see that any number of warning lights are on. If you saw those Warning lights on your automobile, you’d limp it to the shop as soon as possible. However, in a cab, the check engine, low tire pressure, no windshield wiper fluid, flames in engine compartment lighs all these mean nothing to the driver. It’s not his car, it’s his workplace for twelve hours a day, and it’s not his problem.

Much like your software is for your professional users.

Your professional user is going to try to get from the start of the process your software tries to make easier for the user to the end. Given the demands of his or her job and what he or she is trying to do, your user might ignore flags and warnings and even error messages if possible. That is, any little warnings your software throws up, the user might try to save the data anyway, even with a weak password. Even with a six digit zip code. Even when step one fails and the user tries step two.

Sometimes, we might be tempted to see a warning or error and stop testing that avenue, instead waiting for problems we encounter to be fixed. But users might not stop when they see that error and await a patch six weeks (or six hours) from now. Test through the warnings and errors and see if there’s something beyond to log that might be as bad or worse. Also, there is a slight chance that those bugs won’t get fixed before your user gets to take it for a spin.

Hit the gas before the light turns green.

Let’s face it, today’s modern Web applications, steeped in divs and AJAX, parts of pages display before other parts, and sometimes controls display before the JavaScript controlling the actions of those controls or links loads. If you use automated testing, you know to account for this by putting in special statements to wait for the page or control to load or the element or div to be visible before interacting with it.

But.

Time is money, and your San Francisco hack is going to anticipate a light’s turning green and at the very least will let off the brake when he thinks the light is going to turn (if not actually jam on the accelerator. He wants to get you to your destination and himself to a tip as fast as possible.

So your user is going to interact with your Web site. If you put the button or link the user needs on the screen, he’s going to click it even if the rest of the page and code are still streaming through the tubes and pipes.

You’re probably already doing a bit of this as you try to run through as many scenarios as possible in the thirty minutes you have to test the Web site, but whenever you encounter a problem because you’re moving faster than the application, the application has the problem, not you. Log the problems, and don’t let your peers tell you that it will work in production or that it’s not a problem. It most certainly is.

Punch it, Margaret.

I know I’ve gone on about this before here and elsewhere, but your load testing tools have to punch it when the light turns green.

Look at how your hack drives. He floors it before the traffic signal changes, and his foot is on the accelerator until he’s about to collide with some stopped innocent bystander, at which time he’s on the brakes just hard enough to avert catastrophe.

Aside from your load testing strategy, you can punch it in manual testing. If one click of a button is good, isn’t one hundred clicks of a button better? If the maximum length of a string is 32 characters, enter 32 characters. Not to test whether you can enter 32 characters in a particular form, but to see what happens elsewhere when the string is the allowed maximum. And so on.

Test the application not only beyond its limits, but to its limits. And beyond.

Find the shortcuts and back ways, and test them.

Your cabbie knows if there’s a line of cars at a light on Pine, he can turn down Dashiell Hammett Street to try his luck on Bush. Your users, too, are going to find those little shortcuts that aren’t on the main menu and that aren’t on the sticky notes or improvised, anticipated workflow around which your developers will write the code. Users are going to find those back alleys in your modules and are going to exploit them to try to get their work done.

Since you’re spending your time, amid from the endless meetings and putting your head on your desk and weeping in soundless shudders, in the application, you’ve got to figure out those shortcuts the users will find and test them out, too.

Cruise the application once in a while.

Cab drivers can get their next fare by sleeping in their cabs until they’re dispatched (the Missouri method), they can wait in line at a cab stand at the airport or a hotel, or they can find defects, I mean customers, driving the city streets (sometimes on the way to a nap or a stand).

So you can find defects outside of your normal duties, aside from your test cases or user stories, just by cruising through your application once in a while, taking a look with fresh eyes for defects waving their hands in the air. Take a couple minutes before the meeting when you can’t start a bigger task to just hit the site. You’ll be surprised what you might find.

 

However, unlike a San Francisco cabbie, these are the best tips you’re going to get for testing, so make the best of them.

Five QA Things To Do In San Francisco

Friday, May 31st, 2013 by The Director

As some of you might be aware, I spent last weekend in the San Francisco area. What did I do? Things worthy of QA, of course, and here’s what you, too, can do while visiting San Francisco and capturing a bit of the flavor of the area worthy of QA.

Eat at NaN

NaN restaurant

A restaurant called NaN? That’s just screaming for QA’s dining dollars.

Oh, but the actual QA world in San Francisco let us down. It’s NaR (not a restaurant). So no Korean fusion for you or me.

Visit Sonoma Valley for the Wonderful Mobile Testing

The Sonoma Valley, partly known for its wines, also has low to no mobile data connectivity. Did you know there’s an icon on your iPhone that indicates just cellular service? I do now. Now, what happens to my app under test when I am in a tastefully comported Faraday Cage, sampling Cabernet and adding records to the DB?

Also, there are some wineries around, which gives you the proper answer for any “Why would the user do that?” questions you might get: “It was the third winery on the tour.”

Take a Bay Cruise to Find the Null in Geolocation Testing

In at least one spot on San Francisco Bay, I discovered I was (null) miles away from Sausalito. Can you find that spot?

Granted, that was an error in geolocation in this particular app, but what happens in your mobile application when you’re on a boat?

Never pass up an opportunity to try the mobile app out in unexpected circumstances (What street address do I get when I’m flying over the building in a helicopter tour?).

Although strange and extreme, they might uncover conditions and application behaviors that would occur in less extreme circumstances.

Traverse the Golden Gate Bridge in the Fog and the Wind in an Open Car or Bus

Brothers and sisters who are not in San Francisco: Just because San Francisco is in California, that does not mean it is warm. Your stereotypes only apply to southern California.

Crossing the Golden Gate bridge in the morning in a convertible or one of those open-topped tour buses allows you to prove your toughness and endurance, and it provides a handy metaphor for the software development life cycle. You’re in a fog, you can’t see anything, suddenly something large looms over you, then it passes.

Additionally, crossing the same way on the southbound, windward side of the bridge is a particularly moving experience that will bring tears to your eyes and proves to be an endurance test not unlike a lessons learned meeting.

Walk the City. Then Take A Cab

Walking around San Francisco (or any other geographically bound and dense city) allows you to get up close to things and to view the emergence of the architecture and whatnot slowly.

Then take a cab and see how those familiar with the city and who have a particular goal in mind use the city streets and alleys to accomplish their goal.

It’s different, but they’re both San Francisco.

That’s a bit of a stretch and overt metaphor for testing, but I needed a fifth item because the title says five.

Why Would a Baseball Player Do That?

Tuesday, April 23rd, 2013 by The Director

Ever get asked why a user would do that? Of course you do. You’ve already been asked that today.

Here’s a little story for you about why the ball player trying to steal third base ended up on first base:

This guy stole second. Then he tried to steal third but somehow wound up on first. Then he got thrown out trying to steal second again. All in a span of five pitches.

The result, as far as we’re concerned:

The part where a runner on second base finishes the next play on first base? It’s not possible to score that without crashing every computer in America.

“There’s no way to do that,” longtime official scorer and SABR historian David Vincent said Saturday. “Not covered in the rules. A runner on second base going to first base? That’s impossible.”

Now obviously it’s not “impossible,” because it really happened. But tell that to the computer programmers of America.

“All the computer software — none of it will handle that,” Vincent said. “You don’t run the bases [from] second to first. Any software that processes play-by-play won’t accept that.”

So because it’s theoretically impossible, the official box score of this game listed Segura as having been thrown out stealing third — even though he slid into second. Huh?

“That’s because the play-by-play listed him as staying at second base [because it couldn't compute that he was actually on first],” Vincent said. “So then he had to be caught stealing third. But that never happened. So that has to get changed.”

Right. But that’s not all. The official box score and play-by-play also said that Braun got caught stealing second.

So why would a user do that? Because the user could do that. And just because someone has not done that does not mean someone will not do that in a strange set of circumstances you cannot anticipate now.

(Link via tweet linking to this article.)

Re-Cognize to Avoid Mental Errors

Wednesday, April 17th, 2013 by The Director

A little story to talk about some of the ways our inattention can lead us to miss some mistakes.

For years, I’d heard about an awesome British television program that, although it aired on PBS and had not reached popularity among mainstream Americans certainly got its discussion amongst the tech crowd which tends to favor BBC programs that air on PBS. The show?

Downtown Abbey

Or so I thought. I had seen discussion of the program on the Internet, as I mentioned, and and I watched the introduction to it seven times, and I saw it on a Roku menu many times. I even started a Twitter hashtag called #DowntownAbbeySpoilers to demonstrate my particular brand of wit and to flaunt my ignorance before the Internet. It was only in the seventh episode, which includes a scene at the Downton train station clearly labeled as such, did I discover my error.

Downton Abbey, not Downtown Abbey

I was chuffed, to say the least.

I’d read the word as Downtown at some point, maybe a misspelling or a bad pattern matching on my part, and every time I saw the title, my brain filled that Downtown instead of Downton. Every blooming time.

I started planning this post in my head, I encountered a misspelling in the application I’m testing. Although I’ve hit the screen a number of times, I’d missed the misspelling every time I saw the page previously until just yesterday, when I happened to look at the extraneous letter in the middle of the word. Other times, my eyes had skipped right over the defect like a smooth stone over still water.

The way to avoid these types of oversights, as I always have said, is to slow down and to look at everything with fresh eyes as often as possible. Take some time to read every word and to test every control in different combinations. Focusing on the higher-level functions of an application is very important, but focusing on individual parts of it at a very atomic level will find a number of problems that your users will eventually find if you don’t (and fix) first.

Now, onto the second error: trusting the context.

My UK readers and many of the Downton Abbey fans here in the US and elsewhere might be chortling about what I said above: I was chuffed, to say the least.

It sounds like a combination of chagrined and maybe huffed, doesn’t it? You’re forgiven if you assumed it meant something like that from context. But chuffed means pleased. I was not pleased at all.

This kind of oversight comes when you trust the context of something, generally in terms of application behavior. When you click that button, of course it does that. It’s not crazy enough out of whack to be an obvious bug, so you let it go. This happens a lot in two cases: if you’re testing something in an industry or vertical in which you’re not already steeped, like counting DIDs for a telecommunications company’s order scheduling software. If the number of DIDs doesn’t match the number of telephones and never has, will you notice it as long as you can save the order and make sure it displays properly on the technicians’ tablets? Maybe not.

The other place where you can get into that sort of trouble is after you’ve tested an application for a long enough period of time that its evolution gets a little mixed in your mind. Did that used to work? Did it used to do something different? Should it do something other than what it does?

To try to minimize these style oversights, don’t trust the context. Try to learn why the context is the way it is. If something seems strange, ask. And if the person you asks says, “Just because,” “Trust me,” or “It’s always been that way,” open your defect tracker. Because QA has always been that way, just because. Trust me.

So the lessons are, again, slow down and learn as much as you can while you’re testing something to test it most effectively, and not to trust yourself or your context because you’ve been wrong before. Or at least I have. AND I AM NOT CHUFFED ABOUT IT.

The QA Diva: Tips and Tricks

Wednesday, April 17th, 2013 by The Director

QA shares a lot of qualities with the popular conception of the diva. We’re always demanding attention, and when we have attention, we make demands.

Researchers who have studied divas in the wild recognize two kinds: healthy divas, who aren’t unhealthy divas, and unhealthy divas, who are the divas who’ve built the popular conception of diva.

Regardless, the Wall Street Journal recently featured an article on the difference:

Divas, by definition, are high-performing, high-maintenance narcissists. Some are needy, demanding, negative—and talk almost incessantly about themselves. Researchers say these are “unhealthy divas” and the source of their narcissism usually is low self-esteem: They are constantly trying to pump themselves up.

Yet, believe it or not, researchers say some divas are healthy. They adore the limelight and work hard to be always front and center—but they are willing to make room for others. They are spirited, fun and positive. Because they assume everyone around them is interested in them, they share a lot of themselves—and in this way bring people together. They have the ability to help others enjoy things that aren’t normally enjoyable, whether it’s a long line at the store, an office meeting or dinner with the boss.

Within the article, you’ll find a number of differences delineated between unhealthy tantrums and expecting and settling for nothing less than the best because, baby, you deserve it (and so do your users).

Also, to prove its worth the the QA community, please note the Van Halen Brown M&Ms story appears, so you know it’s got to be True (much as things on this blog are, as I mentioned the story last year).

It’s How I Got Started

Tuesday, April 16th, 2013 by The Director

I’m a little behind in my newspaper reading, as you will see. But this Non Sequitur cartoon from last week might describe how one comes to become a software tester, or how one becomes a software testing consultant:

Something To Perk You Up

Wednesday, April 10th, 2013 by The Director

Screenshots of Despair.

Via tweet:

A Line To Borrow

Tuesday, March 26th, 2013 by The Director

To begin with, the thing was so antipodally at variance with the whole chain of horrors preceding it–the change of mood from stark terror to cool complacency and even exultation was so unheralded, lightning-like, and complete!

–H.P. Lovecraft, “The Whisperer in the Darkness”

New career goal: I’m going to start a defect with To begin with, the thing was so antipodally at variance with the whole chain of horrors preceding it at least once.

An Important Dispatch from Gimlet

Wednesday, March 6th, 2013 by The Director

He wants us all to know about this Tumblr of animated gifs called DBA Reactions.

Thank you, that is all.

An Overlooked Affront

Friday, March 1st, 2013 by The Director

Everybody has focused on the fact that the new CEO of Yahoo! has ended telecommuting in the company, another soul-crusher occurred at Harley-Davidson: they banned rock and roll music:

Hundreds of Harley-Davidson employees learned through a memo last week that their radios and music being piped onto the factory floor would be kaput by Wednesday — part of a continuous effort to improve safety.

No headphones. No headbanging. No rock ‘;n’ roll.

Just the sound of motorcycles being made. It’s the sweet sound of productivity for a Fortune 500 firm whose earnings have made a comeback since an organization-wide restructuring began in 2009.

But it wasn’t one incident in particular that made them “stop the music,” as singer Rihanna says.

“It’s a distraction,” said Maripat Blankenheim, director of external communications for Harley. “It’s really important for people – no matter what they do – to be focused on what they do.”

The memo, authored by John Dansby II, vice president for manufacturing, reflects that mantra.

“As you are aware, it is imperative that we improve our safety and first-time quality performance,” he writes. “Too many distractions and potential hazards still exist in the workplace that impact our performance every day.”

Jeez, Louise, what will people at Yahoo! do if they cannot blare AC/DC while they test?

You know, when I worked in a plant, we didn’t get radios, and I had to compensate by tacking up a poem to memorize while the Didde-Glaser ran. That experience pacing and talking to myself provided me with valuable experience I apply to QA every day.

Please Correct Your Test Data Accordingly

Wednesday, January 16th, 2013 by The Director

Mocking up some fake addresses and using “101 Tester Way”?

Bear in mind these are actual addresses:

101 Tester Lane, McEwen, TN 37101:


View Larger Map

101 Tester Street, Clinton, AR 72031:


View Larger Map

These samples will give you the satisfaction of having Test right in the data and they work for map integration purposes.

Strangely enough, 101 Tester Street is not that far down the highway from my secure mountain redoubt.

The Stuff QA Nightmares Are Made Of

Thursday, January 3rd, 2013 by The Director

There’s a White House petition to make the United States change from imperial units to metric units of measurement.

I got two words for you: Gimli Glider, a plane that almost fell out of the sky during the Canadian switchover to the metric system:

At the time of the incident, Canada was converting to the metric system. As part of this process, the new 767s being acquired by Air Canada were the first to be calibrated for metric units (litres and kilograms) instead of customary units (gallons and pounds). All other aircraft were still operating with Imperial units (gallons and pounds). For the trip to Edmonton, the pilot calculated a fuel requirement of 22,300 kilograms (49,000 lb). A dripstick check indicated that there were 7,682 litres (1,690 imp gal; 2,029 US gal) already in the tanks. To calculate how much more fuel had to be added, the crew needed to convert the quantity in the tanks to a weight, subtract that figure from 22,300 kg and convert the result back into a volume. In previous times, this task would have been completed by a flight engineer, but the 767 was the first of a new generation of airliners that flew without a flight engineer and flew only with a pilot and co-pilot.

A litre of jet fuel weighs 0.803 kg, so the correct calculation was:

7682 L × 0.803 kg/L = 6169 kg
22300 kg − 6169 kg = 16131 kg
16131 kg ÷ (0.803 kg/L) = 20088 L of fuel to be transferred

Between the ground crew and pilots, however, they arrived at an incorrect conversion factor of 1.77, the weight of a litre of fuel in pounds. This was the conversion factor provided on the refueller’s paperwork and which had always been used for the airline’s imperial-calibrated fleet. Their calculation produced:

7682 L × 1.77 kg/L = 13597 kg
22300 kg − 13597 kg = 8703 kg
8703 kg ÷ (1.77 kg/L) = 4916 L of fuel to be transferred

Instead of 22,300 kg of fuel, they had 22,300 pounds on board — a little over 10,000 kg, or less than half the amount required to reach their destination. Knowing the problems with the FQIS, Captain Pearson double-checked their calculations but was given the same incorrect conversion factor and inevitably came up with the same erroneous figures.

You can read the whole story of the Gimli Glider in the excellent book Freefall: 41,000 feet & Out of Fuel, which I read on a plane trip to Florida a couple years ago.

No, I have five words for you. The other three are Mars Climate Orbiter:

On November 10, 1999, the Mars Climate Orbiter Mishap Investigation Board released a Phase I report, detailing the suspected issues encountered with the loss of the spacecraft. Previously, on September 8, 1999, Trajectory Correction Maneuver-4 was computed and then executed on September 15, 1999. It was intended to place the spacecraft at an optimal position for an orbital insertion maneuver that would bring the spacecraft around Mars at an altitude of 226 kilometers on September 23, 1999. However, during the week between TCM-4 and the orbital insertion maneuver, the navigation team indicated the altitude may be much lower than intended at 150 to 170 kilometers. Twenty-four hours prior to orbital insertion, calculations placed the orbiter at an altitude of 110 kilometers; 80 kilometers is the minimum altitude that Mars Climate Orbiter was thought to be capable of surviving during this maneuver. Final calculations placed the spacecraft in a trajectory that would have taken the orbiter within 57 kilometers of the surface where the spacecraft likely disintegrated because of atmospheric stresses. The primary cause of this discrepancy was engineering error. Specifically, the flight system software on the Mars Climate Orbiter was written to take thrust instructions using the metric unit newtons (N), while the software on the ground that generated those instructions used the Imperial measure pound-force (lbf). This error has since been known as the metric mixup and has been carefully avoided in all missions since by NASA.

Now, imagine every computer system you know being rewritten to use or convert from imperial measurements to metric measurements. All the Why1K bugs in critical embedded systems. Forget flying. Forget driving. I’ll be walking.

You might be thinking, Gee, Director, aren’t you hitting the luddite thing a little hard these days? Well, I just got a smart phone and a Roku box. It’s an instinctive pushback against my entrance to the 21st century.

(Petition link via tweet.)

Miss the Mark-Up, Go to the Gulag

Tuesday, December 11th, 2012 by The Director

An interesting story about the Internet as seen in North Korea:

There’s a curious quirk on every official North Korean website. A piece of programming that must be included in each page’s code.

Its function is straightforward but important. Whenever leader Kim Jong-un is mentioned, his name is automatically displayed ever so slightly bigger than the text around it. Not by much, but just enough to make it stand out.

The article also details the various home-brewed operating systems and whatnot in North Korea.

You know, I think QA’s a pretty high-pressure gig since I’m very eager to make the software perfect before the alpha release even, but I’m not putting my life on the line testing it. I can’t imagine what it’s like to work QA in North Korea.

(Link seen here.)

A Bag of Time-based Dirty Tricks

Monday, December 10th, 2012 by The Director

Noah Sussman has two lists about how developers often bungle time in their applications:

I have repeatedly been confounded to discover just how many mistakes in both test and application code stem from misunderstandings or misconceptions about time. By this I mean both the interesting way in which computers handle time, and the fundamental gotchas inherent in how we humans have constructed our calendar — daylight savings being just the tip of the iceberg.

Read his lists: Falsehoods programmers believe about time and More falsehoods programmers believe about time; “wisdom of the crowd” edition.

Then go ye forth and see if your developers got any of them right.

(Link courtesy Gimlet.)

I Hope There’s a Deep Discount on Tickets for Yesterday

Monday, November 26th, 2012 by The Director

So I was thinking about going to see the film Wreck-It Ralph to see if I could spot any other testers in the audience betraying the cause and rooting for a defect found in production. I thought about ordering tickets online because of the post-Thanksgiving crowds here in the United States, so I visited the theater’s Web site.

And decided not to.

You see, the first screen allows me to choose a date I want to go to the cinema, and the first choice in the drop-down list is yesterday:

Best in date of show

As you can imagine, when confronted immediately by a defect, I did not dare enter my credit card information.

If you’re from St. Louis, Missouri, you might hear whispers in your head saying WTFenberg. WTFenberg. WTFenberg. If you’re not, you probably need some explanation.

Failure Is Inevitable; We Just Try To Make It Really, Really Hard

Wednesday, October 24th, 2012 by The Director

Wired has an interesting story from the world of manufacturing: Why Products Fail.

It deals with the fact that entropy will lead to the eventual demise of even the most finely crafted and engineered items. The laws of mother nature, the variability in the repeated processing of materials, and other things work against absolute perfection.

Of course, in the IT world, failure emerges a lot more quickly given the nature of the “engineering” (that is, the cobbling together of Internet examples to barely solve poorly understood problems) coupled with “natural laws” — the physical and technological environment from Web browser versions to commonplace architectures–that change every six months or so leads to far less success, and little fection, much less perfection.

To maintain our sanity, though, we really do have to recognize that things will break down. We just have to keep agitating and pushing to make sure that that eventual failure is more isolated and harder to get to than a couple keystrokes combined with a mouse click.

More Obscure References Than A Second-Tier Gaming Convention

Tuesday, October 23rd, 2012 by The Director

Ladies and gentlemen, the IBM Jargon and General Computing Dictionary circa 1990.

You can bet your bottom dollar that I’m going to bring some of that slang back. By myself if I have to, but I bet some of you will join me.

I wish I was reading stuff like that on the computer networks in 1990. Instead, I was busy reading the MJ-12 cover-up in raw text files. Just think, if I had wasted my time on the former instead of the latter, I coulda made something of my life.

Thanks be to Gimlet for the pointer.