I don’t normally do job postings here at QAHY, but my wife is looking for a new flunky, so here are the details.
Senior Programmer Analyst
Exits, Inc. is seeking a software developer/architect/requirements analyst to assist with ongoing and expanding business needs with its export compliance software and services sold to major and small customers alike. The work is varied – meetings, coding, design, requirements, and legacy application translation to a new system. Early work will be code centric.
Five to 10 years’ experience coding on systems projects in a combination of .NET and ASP Classic. Experience with large, complex web applications. Business rule/requirements definition experience.
Experience defining business rules with customers and working as a vendor with large project teams. Experience translating customer requirements into system design and identifying and communicating requirements contradictions to the team. Data integration experience. Sharepoint knowledge and/or experience. Regular expressions experience. AS2/sFTP protocol experience. ASP Classic experience. Extensive business writing experience.
This position is a six-month contract for a telecommuting worker. A long-term to open-ended extension is likely. Some travel may be necessary, so applicants should have easy access to an airport. Please reply with preferred hourly rate, contact information, and a list of qualifications addressing these requirements to: firstname.lastname@example.org. Applicants must be eligible to work in the United States of America.
Why is it the safest developer job in the world? Because I’m not allowed to test my wife’s code any more.
Hey, wait a minute. If I write code for your wife, that won’t be your wife’s code. Could you test my code? You’re right. IT’S A TRAP! But one where you can work from home and make some money for that abuse.