QA Hates You

Paralandra, “All Fall Down”:

Well, it’s our job to make the software fail early and fail fast.

The Mothers of Invention, “Trouble Every Day”:

Don’t just watch the trouble. Be the trouble. For your developers, anyway.

Not Des’ree. Motionless in White, “Loud”:

You gotta be loud
You gotta be rude
so the world can hear you
You gotta be crass
You gotta be cold
it’s everything we know

So just be yourself, testers.

Ded, “Anti Everything”:

Especially Mondays.

Kenny Loggins, “Danger Zone”

You know that’s what I listen to when I set the load testing tool to ramming speed.

Ozzy Osbourne, “The Road to Nowhere”

Which is from one of Ozzy Osbourne’s comeback albums, almost twenty-five years ago, old man.

Skillet, “Feel Invincible”:

It’s Monday, though. The feeling will pass.

Cage the Elephant, “Ain’t No Rest for the Wicked”:

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve some grifting to do.

It’s time for annual reviews. How do you think you did in 2016?

Here’s mine: “Monster” by Skillet.

Adelitas Way, “Ready for War (Pray for Piece)”:

Well, it has Pray for Peace right in the title. That makes it a Christmas song to me.

Peter Townshend, prescient:

You know it ain’t gonna die.

Alice in Chains, “The Rooster”:

Against the Current, “Running With The Wild Things”:

I like the sound of them; I’m going to pick up their CD.

When the last CD is sold in this country, you know who’ll buy it. Me.

(Link via.)

Puscifer, “The Arsonist”

Few songs use the word “deleterious.” Too few, if you ask me.

“Happy Song” by Bring Me The Horizon.

“Rise”

Linkin Park, “In the End”

In This Moment, “Big Bad Wolf”

If you need more Monday morning wolfery, see also this.

Because I just loaded it onto a cheap MP3 player for my gym workouts, have Poison, “Come Hell or High Water”:

Link courtesy my cousin the software tester.)